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southwest strangla

shaggy 2 dope;one of the two members of I.C.P. other than violent J
yo, shaggs is tha southwest strangla i dont wanna fuck wit him
by juggalo May 13, 2005
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Silver Strangler

When one cums up a girls nose, and which causes the woman to open her mouth to breath, and at which point you shove you dick into her mouth chocking her.
Oh, man Bill last night i gave Shelly the Silver Strangler, and she was none to happy.
by gn4hir April 5, 2008
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When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012
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strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals
Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.
by Big Ebs February 15, 2014
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sac strangler

The act of man-handling the scrotum with such excessive kung fu grip that the nads strain against the sac causing discoloration & lumpy protrusions.
Fuck bra, shes into that sac strangler shit! My nuts feel like chewed up oysters!
by Sally Slutters December 9, 2008
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Strangle Wank

A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.
Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking
by dcbeast July 12, 2010
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