strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of 200000 historians combined. once you meet him, you will fall hard, even if you don't immediately know it, time will make the heart grow fonder and fiercer. he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he is woke, he is a feminist, he doesn't just have sex, he makes love as if he has been blessed by aphrodite herself. once you meet a strabone you must stop at nothing to acquire him.

that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!!

even Dwayne the rock johnson isn't a strabone.

by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

Strab

/strab/

to open heavily taped packaging by puncturing and dragging (something sharp) through it.

"This Amazon parcel is so tightly sealed. Pass me the scissors, please, so that I can strab it open."

by Matt Windle poet March 13, 2021

Straze

Straze means small, like really tiny, you're smaller than everyone around you in more ways than one if you know what I mean (small dick and brain)

That guy has a small brain, he's a real straze

by Henry Swanson 12 June 7, 2021

straberry_elf

Straberry_elf Is a gacha tiktoker who is omnisexual and has a girlfriend who is dating ariswishesxox she is also very kind

Straberry_elf is my favrot tiktoker

by Straberry_epf straberry September 3, 2021

strab3rri

One of the greatest people alive, of course.
They bring pain and joy.

Oh fuck. Strab3rri posted a new video. I gotta prepare for this one.

by Pissermoment September 5, 2021

strabacne

Stress acne on the back.

From that math test I’ve gotten really bad strabacne.

by Joshnl1287 May 28, 2022

Straby

1. Men: A stroke/seizure while taking a shit.

2. Women: A stroke/seizure while giving birth.

1. Man: I aM hAvInG a StRaBy agagagaghjahghgahgahggh
2. Woman: I aM hAvInG a StRaBy ahagaghgahagahgagahhghh

by potatopot99 December 10, 2022