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Tyler stocker

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy
Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭
by Tylerisabadussyforlife February 13, 2023
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Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.
by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010
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stacked

cheating by arranging the way a game is played to give one side an unfair advantage
stacked deck of cards in poker or a stacked online multiplayer video game
by B Beene May 10, 2006
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stacked

for chicks to be well built and got good curves
Damn check out her hips, shes stacked!
by Kay December 24, 2003
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socked

verb intransitive
been around for a long time. suprised it had not been defined
past tense 1. To stike someone with great force.
2. To be struck with great force by someone.
1. "Man, I socked dude because he was coming at me wrong."
2. "I was just telling this guy that I thought he should turn down his music when he socked me repeatedly until I blanked out. I don't know why he did it. It all happened so quickly. I mean I just don't know what is up with those people. They're so violent." (that's why he "just" got socked for saying some stuff like that)
by Mac Neez October 7, 2007
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Stacked Up

When a female is blessed with appealing mammary glands which have the tendency to distract males focus, she is stacked up.
Mark-"How'd your date go? did she have nice boobs?"
Matt-"Yeah that ho was STACKED UP!"
by Dr.vonlinkphipps December 1, 2011
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stoaked

Unfortunately this is spelling is a bastardisation of the word 'stoked' which has its base in the 'stoking' of a fire - which basically gets it burning higher

Hence " I'm stoked" is the correct spelling - not "I'm stoaked"
Stoaked - See entries under "stoked"
by trueblue99 September 19, 2009
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