shaken not stirred

Phrase used to diffrentiate between the act of shaking of the schlong (after urination) as compared to the act of masturbation. The phrase is best illustrated in the military when a drill sergeant barks at a recruit (who is urinating), "more than than three shakes is pleasure and that's not what you're here for.' The original phrase "shaken not stirred" has an obvious root in the James Bond movies, but also serves a different context. In this sense it is often used in contempt.

We were in a hurry, but Frank had to piss first. Damn, but he took forever in the mens room. Mike was getting pissed off and joked that maybe he was beating off. I finally stuck my head in the door and yelled, "LET'S GO! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!"

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

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'STINED'

for one to be slighly intoxicated without relevant people knowing that one is on a completely different rung of the pre-verbal ladder of every day life,

i stood at the altar really damn 'STINED'

the two of us put on the headphones and walked in to the church on the audion guided tour, a hundred school children marched into the main hall and began singing hymns, we looked each other to say dude, i am 'STINED'

by Mr Adam J Maddock May 15, 2008

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Holiday Staredown

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.

Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.

by SG16 January 1, 2010

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