sigmatitis

disease of being too much of a sigma.

Bro, I got diagnosed with sigmatitis by my rizz doctor last week.

by someoneyaknow? February 27, 2025

stigmatussy

The curiously breed-able orifices of a recently crucified personage or victim of stigmata(some voodoo ass bullshit) which present themselves on both hands and feet of the unsuspecting subject.

That stigmatussy was weirdly breedable after the last crucification stated the Roman soldier.

That crazy bitch’s stigmatussy gave a whole new meaning to the term handjob.

That stigmatussy made the feet pics even sexier.

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by SpadesDMF July 28, 2025

Sigmatisim

The rare and powerful state of being so effortlessly sigma that everything just works out — you pull women without trying, move in silence like a boss, and radiate main character energy 24/7. Basically, it’s when you’re that guy.

The Sigmatisim is out of hand tonight.

by Hdhdudn November 6, 2025

sigmatizer

(noun) Similar to "sigma", however has a more complex and enigmatic air to it.

what the sigmatizer?
bro's such a sigmatizer.

by justmystales December 23, 2025

skimatic

A detailed diagram of da layout of da snowy-season mountain-trails in a given area.

When Indiana Jones, Willie Scott, and Short Round bailed out of da falling airplane in da Himalayas, they had no skimatic to guide them on their perilous journey down da slopes, as evidenced by da fact dat they ended up sailing straight off da sheer cliff and into da India river.

by QuacksO December 28, 2025

Vodka-and-Stigmata

Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.

A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009