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step dad

Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.
Me: "I'm so happy I live in Connecticut"
My New Friend, Bob: "Why?"
Me: "No more step dad!"
by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007
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Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.
Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!
by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006
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stepdaughter-in-law

Stepchild's wife.
My stepdaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Side Step Dad

by Stee808206 March 17, 2019
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Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.
Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019
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coolest step dad

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy
by Zinrn November 13, 2020
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step dad

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.
Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.
by Stabby91 July 7, 2005
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