midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003

Pittsburgh Steamer

The Pittsburgh Steamer is a popular twist on the famed Cleveland Steamer. It features the standard pooper and poopee, but in this classy rendition, the pooper throws french fries and cole slaw on top of the mess.

Naw man... It was a Pittsburgh Steamer, not a Cleveland Steamer. Johnny threw french fries and cole slaw all over Jane once he was done dropping a deuce on her chest. Common mistake.

by Yinzerguy November 19, 2010

Stemmer

A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.

Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!

by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022

dream steamer

When you shit in someone's pillow.

True story from a friend that shit in someone's pillow and sewed it back together.

He left a dream steamer in that chic's pillow!

by r4ph April 3, 2008

sanchez steamer

The "Sanchez Steamer" is a term coined by Brandon Rogers, a famous YouTuber infamous for acts such as, "Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower," and if course, "There is only one thing worse than a rapist... Boom!" "A child!" "No."

"Sanchez Steamer" was used in a video he posted on May 5, 2018 in the video "Things All Gays Say." The term was said at 1:13, with the only context being that it is sexual, but otherwise there's no sure way of knowing what it is.

Brandon: "Don't even act like you don't know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it!"

by Fattywantsacupcake June 2, 2018

3 coil steamer

Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.

I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.

by Etch July 19, 2006

LeBron Steamer

A"LeBron Steamer" is taking a shit on an entire state or territory (kind of like a Cleveland Steamer, except that of the Cleveland variety is only on a single person's chest).

Did you see Chris Bosh? Yeah, he just performed a LeBron Steamer on all of Ontario.

by thatguy42 July 10, 2010