People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.
"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"
"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."
*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."
"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."
*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."
by Effsix April 11, 2010
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A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!
Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
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Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.
Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.
Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'
Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'
Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'
Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'
Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'
Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'
Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'
Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
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Great GUI, better functionality than ArtMoney, and integrates smoothly with TKM.
A great way to cheat in games that don't have cheats.
Great GUI, better functionality than ArtMoney, and integrates smoothly with TKM.
A great way to cheat in games that don't have cheats.
by Mazrim July 19, 2005
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