I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

Stateist

An individual or group of persons, being insulting to those who live in another state. The term is only used in countries made up of states. In Australia generally speaking most stateist comments are made:

NSW stateist to VIC
VIC stateist to SA
QLD stateist to NSW
SA stateist to VIC
NT* stateist to VIC & NSW
WA stateist to QLD, NSW, ACT*, VIC
TAS stateist to NSW & VIC
QLD, NSW, ACT*, SA, VIC, WA & NT* stateist to TAS

* (NT & ACT are not states however when they offend it is territoryist considered the same).

"What the hell? Why does all of Wagga Wagga sell Carlton beer, watch gayFL (AFL) and eat potato cakes? Its NSW, they should drink Tooheys, watch NRL and eat potato scallops!"

"Your stateist! People in Wagga Wagga are very Victorian!"

by dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk March 27, 2010

Staceyism

A Staceyism is something that a person does. An act that shows little commonsense. Or even what could be considered as an act of 'Blondness' in a Brunette.

> Staceyism is something along the lines of ...

> Trying to unlock the car, then realising that yours is parked next to it...

> Using long words to make yourself look intellegent, however none of them are in context...

>Getting confused between Birdsong-Sebastian Faulks, Regeneration-Pat Barker and Toy Story...or just generally reality and disney films...

> It is normally followed by ..'I don't know why i'm suprised'

by slawrence26 April 14, 2009

Statanism

A virtually religious and nearly unlimited submission by citizens to any decree or edict coming from the state.

I lived in DC until May 2021. This is legitimately one reason I decided I had to leave. Not just because I was forced to wear a mask — but because most of my neighbors were into Statanism to such a high degree that they ENJOYED being forced to wear masks. This compliance and state worship with these mandates and restrictions which infringe greatly on basic human rights, bodily functions, or major life activities such as working for a living, going to school, breathing, or the right to choose or not choose to become part of an experimental medical product is very dark.

by The Florida Populist November 6, 2021

satanism

An shallow atheistic "religion" that is a facade of pretentious moral subjectivism, mixing anti-christian and pagan imagery with a watered-down version of the philosophies of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade, that appeals largely to angry teenagers, Black Metal bands, and those who want to rebell against the percieved hypocrisy of religion and morality to justify their own selfishness.

Using Satanism to attack Christianity is like using Darth Vader to attack Star Wars. All you're disagreeing with is who wins in the end. It's stupid.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

satanism

Satanism doesn ' t mean you worship the devil ,
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist

atheist
satanism

by kidditskunchok August 19, 2010