stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

by David Shedlock December 30, 2008

Scarring

Throwing your brother off a cliff while you proclaim to him "Long live the king"

Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"

by HolySpaceCow September 30, 2016

shit stirring

to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a reaction (also see trolling)

you're just shit stirring - stop it or someone could lose an eye!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

starting at

A term evil-minded sellers use to make you believe in a fake price. In reality the price is always much higher and only very few, if any, products actually have this price.

Buy Windows 7 now! Starting at 70€! (Actual price 100€)

by Locercus April 22, 2014

Starking

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out

He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes

by Lindabruh February 4, 2016

the staring bear

When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.

Man, I gave Jj the staring bear last night!

by starrrfire January 6, 2012

hot starting

Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.

It’s your turn Steve, you’re hot starting on her so no need for foreplay.

by NiAiRo January 5, 2018