Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

Starchitarian

Disgustingly fat vegetarian who avoids meat by ordering the vegetarian combo plate, but chooses all starch items.

Oh my god, that starchitarian just ordered a veggie platter with macaroni and cheese, french fries, mashed potatoes, and corn on the cobb!

by Nacho Mann March 18, 2009

red headed stepchild

One who is beaten often.

Man, he smacked her like she was a red headed stepchild!

by |darc| December 8, 2002

Starching

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

by TheDatabaseSucksAss April 23, 2010

Red Headed Stepchild

The phrase was first coined by James Joyce in his smash-hit musical, Annie, in which he geniously depicts the stereotypical Irish-male's concern for slamming whiskey and disrespecting women, especially the ones from the loins of his sinner wife. (See child support.) Several years later, Joyce also uses this phrase in a letter to his actual wife to describe his penis.

1) Beat that thing like a red headed stepchild.

2) Perhaps I can help you beat your red headed stepchild. With my mouth.

by Benjamin Franklin 1776 July 4, 2008

Starchie

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm

"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

Starched

To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.

by tits` June 28, 2007