boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.

during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over

by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009

Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

Stanked Up

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.

Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.

The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.

by PMoore630 July 28, 2009

Stanky stanley

When a man or woman rubs his or her extremely stinky crotch on your shoulder / neck and you can't get rid of the smell no matter what you try.

I woke up last night to that Ally rat bitch Miller trying to give me a Stanky Stanley. Never pass out around Miller.

by CryptiCreature April 19, 2017

Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019