Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
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Daisy Standard Time

when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!
by morefuntomiss March 25, 2023
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(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.
Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)
by IsseiHyoudou893 August 26, 2024
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Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.
Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)
by boingoing August 13, 2024
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