Stalmed

The act of placing your palm upon the brow of another and pushing them away until the arm is fully extended.

Used when someone both annoys and frustrates you; usually with a ignorant statement or uneducated comment.

A combination of 'stiff arm' and 'face palm'.

This ignit dude wouldnt stop talking about stuff he didnt understand, so I stalmed him and walked away.

by T-roy Hooka October 17, 2010

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salted nut roll

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

by MJBAJG January 25, 2013

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stalled

A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.

I'm sorry I was late. I had to go to the bathroom and got stalled.

by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019

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Ryan Started The Fire

It was always burning since the world was turning! A phrase from The Office US that only true fans will remember.

Dwight: I have a song, ATTENTION EVERYONE, that I would like to sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion, while I was up in the flames. Ready? RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNINGGG!

by 3xcity July 20, 2019

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