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facebook stalking

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.
person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
by Jenny19 December 27, 2005
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Gang Stalking Stress

New Physiological Injury caused by Antisocial & Electro Harassment Crime - Gang Stalk Persecution Stress also known as Gang Stalk Stress

Gang - A group of criminals or hoodlums who band together for mutual protection and profit.

Stalk - To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

Persecution - The act or practice of persecuting on the basis of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or beliefs that differ from those of the persecutor

Stress - A mentally or emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences and capable of affecting physical health, usually characterized by increased heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, muscular tension, irritability, and depression.

Emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences and capable of affecting physical health caused by a group of criminals or hoodlums who band together for mutual protection and profit to follow or persecute (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

Gang Stalk Stress

1. Denial- Most victims of this crime do not want to admit that they are victims because of further persecution by gang stalkers and scapegoating by society of gang stalking victim's stories.

2. Severe avoidance syndrome – From roadside brighting and car mobbing.

3. Hopeless - Causing an uncaring like attitude because attacks never end.

4. Exhaustion - similar to Battle fatigue from continuing attacks.

5. Trauma - Similar to PTSD Post Traumatic Syndrome.

6. Hypervigilence – Not sure what will happen next. Attacks are always random and never a pattern in most cases.

7. Feelings of Hate – Inflicted by rude stares from strangers and ruined relationships.

8. Anger and Rage – From Brighting and roadside ambush.

9. Feeling Worthless – Loose job and cannot get another one due to liable and workplace sabotage

10. Depression and Emotional problems – From continued harrassment and possible EMF Attacks.

Gang Stalk victims usually show some combination of these symptoms but not necessarily all of them..

Having these symptoms are definitely proof of Real Gang Stalking!
The method of Brighting may give Gang Stalking Stress - When walking or driving to work, there is a car or truck parked on the side of the road facing you with their headlights on and may drive away as soon as you seen them and they see you!
by MRGs February 7, 2006
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grocery stalking

A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.

Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.

By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."

Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."

Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."

*subtely checks out hottie's cart*

Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"

Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010
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Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.
I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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Stallking

The act of looking under the stall next to you in the restroom to see the shoes of the person sitting there, possibly to borrow some toilet paper, to engage in an etiquette taboo conversation, or to get the other section of the bathroom newspaper.
“Hi Bob - I knew it was you - I can see your orange Nike’s - you got the sports section over there? Sorry for stallking you, but I am stuck with the entertainment section..,”
by Badanderson June 16, 2018
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Myspace Stalking

when you do research on a person via myspace.
" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"
by maggielivesindenver January 10, 2009
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Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*
by pudo433 July 25, 2016
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