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Shit stained stink hole

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation
Mann... Sophie really has a shit stained stink hole
by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019
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Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.
John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!
by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011
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cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!
by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008
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Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.
Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..
by JxHAWK July 28, 2014
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cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.
I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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cock stained balls

When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.
Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...
by Jacques Leroux November 9, 2015
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Shit stained keyboard

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.
by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006
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