Truest Statement Ever

One can not simply drift into Mordor.

To say that "One can not simply drift into Mordor" is the truest statement ever.

by Phenin August 26, 2006

Sacrement

God-like, graceful, all powerful.

The sacrament of love, the sacrament of warmth is true, the sacrament is you. - Him, The Sacrament.

by teh cool kid May 13, 2005

statement box

A box used to express your feelings and write messages on.

Our statement box rules beeoythes!

by beeoyth January 21, 2007

statement loss

The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.

Yeah, I'd say losing by 31 points to the Panthers qualifies as a statement loss.

by Doctorjay December 10, 2014

artist statement

A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.

That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.

Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".

by punkrawkz7 May 23, 2012

trump statement

To make a statement with no evidence to backup your claim and then ignore requests for evidence until it goes away. Also allows an option if caught out, to pretend you never said it. If evidence is produced, ignore it until it goes away.

(Man 1) Global warming is cased by dolphins. (Man 2) That sounds like a trump statement... what proof do you have? (Man 1) What are you talking about? (Man 2) You just said global warming is caused by dolphins? (Man 1) I never said that. I would never say that.

by Just another pleb June 17, 2018

Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018