Squiff

A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha

You got squiffed! (Swipe asshole fingers under your nose)

by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019

squiffy

A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks.

When I run on a full stomach of deep fried twinkies I often squiffy.

by Spencer Logan and the F5 March 22, 2003

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squoof

humiliated in a cool and stylish fashion.

damn son, you got squoofed!! shit...

by thomasg October 10, 2005

Squiffy

When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.

i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.

by DarrylLewis1990 July 1, 2008

squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

by worm September 19, 2003

squiffy

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something

at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!

by Big C Dog January 15, 2008