Speaking Moistly

1. Spreading COVID-19 droplets like a machine gun.
2. Talking while drooling/salivating

“It prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them” - Trudeau

by $aveyourself April 8, 2020

sneaking suit

Refers to a type of suit used for infiltration purposes, along with any other type of clandestine act. A sneaking suit will usually be colored so that it can meld with scenery, and will also allow cargo-space via equipped pouches.

"Solid Snake's sneaking suit varies from different Metal Gear games. The most popular sneaking suit for Solid Snake is the one from Metal Gear Solid, which was a grey BDU with a black vest, which was also equipped with kneepads, elbowpads, cargo-space, and was especially modeled with state-of-the-art polythermal technology to prevent hypothermia and thus keep the wearer nice, dry, and warm. Supposedly it's hard to move in the suit though, so training may be necessary."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.

After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

speaking cap

when you speak nothing but cap.

synonymous with "telling lies", "cap talk", "lying", etc

A: i was with my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her though because she doesn't have social nor does she live in the area
B: you are speaking cap

by asdfghjklqwertyuiop haha xdddd September 19, 2020

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

Quick sneaking

Quick sneaking is the act of sneaking fast. It usually is a sign of peace.

The act of Quick sneaking

Minecraft Steve: Wanna team up?

Other Steve: *sneak*,*sneak* sneak*

This often ends in a Sky lock team up,
In wich the now teammates kill everybody and have a honorfull final showdown, Wich decides who the best of them is.

by Spawngoodboi January 21, 2020