sputnik

russian street wear brand, called sputnik 1985

wow its, спутник 1985 (sputnik 1985) on you

by mbsoft November 17, 2020

sputnik

A derogatory name for hash, esp in Manchester. Mainly used when distinguishing Hashish from bud. Also shortened to sput.

Originated because like the Russian satellite of the same name, this is considered by many to be old technology

What are you smoking? Is that sputnik?

by boxheadman September 22, 2007

Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

Sputnik libel

A reasonable, but flawed figure of speech that will be mercilessly attacked by many people because they dislike the person using it.

Everything you see discussed in politics today? OMG DID YUO HEERD SPUTNIK LIBEL TAHT SAREH PALEN/BARAQUE AWBUMA SED IS SO AFFENSIVE.

by TheRealPhred February 18, 2011

Sputnate

Just some good ole hot gooey cum. Often mistaken with the word Sputnik, the first artificial earth satellite.

Lemme tell ya Dan, when she started talking to me it made me sputnate all over her anus.

by Florida Tallywacker December 9, 2016

Spute

When something is both spooky and cute.

Hey, Rachael is looking pretty spute today.

by Sputie 3.14 July 19, 2017

Sputoned

Being spun out when you're stoned

I was so stoned when we got spun ,doing circles all sputoned

by Nigger C. October 20, 2022