spump

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'

by Jermajesty_Schrute December 19, 2011

spurm

A thick liquid that is shot through the dick (peanus). Which in slang is I am Coming.

A couple are having sex and one of them gets aroused and sputs spurm into the girl/boys boysmouth/girls pussy.

by Phillip Weisner May 24, 2003

spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

slurmpy

A Slurmpy is a very bad call of duty player... they run around the map like a retarded chicken with its head cut off. A normal match is anywhere from 1-19 to 5-28.

Lawshark stop running around like a Slurmpy, you're getting us killed and having us lose every game.

by Real slim shady 403 August 31, 2017

spump

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009

slurmp

A hot nasty pussy, usually Latina

I got some slurmp from that Latina girl last night.

by Brumblesteen January 24, 2017

Spurp

To spill a drink, but only slightly, especially an alcoholic beverage. The Perfect Spurp is one sudden and small dollop of roughly 5 drams. Lifted from Bill Cosby's "Himself."

Let us spurp to Hesselbania!

by Toadface August 8, 2003