spunkazoid

a term to describe a girl who loves swallowing cum and as a result has put on wieght

dude1: the chick mandy swallowed my whole load last night

dude2: bro she swallowed mine too

dude3: yeah mandy is a bit of a spunkazoid

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Spuma

Spooning friends from behind - against their will - while wearing puma shoes. Sometimes while mid-run.

a heteosexual surprise sport

Did you see Adam Spuma the shit out of that guy the other day??

by evilBaron April 21, 2011

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

whoring spurs

Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"

Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.

"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."

by johnny myers April 22, 2009

Spunkenzwunk

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).

(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!

by t-nu September 17, 2007

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018