sprucey

A rich closeted gay man, probably suffering lots of internalised homophobia

Hey look at that dude, he's such a Sprucey

by C0c4c0l4 February 17, 2022

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy

I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me

by LemonShake32 April 25, 2023

Belyando Spruce

A regional term for cannabis. Australian slang for marijuana. According to botanical.com its the US government's street term for cannabis.

Joey used a vaporizer to inhale the medicinal properties of the Belyando Spruce plant.

by Rome December 17, 2014

waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.

"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator

by Luke's Bachelor Party '16 May 2, 2016

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

What the spruce

Another meaning for what the heck etc.

Me: bro I saw a floating delivery on my washing machine floor on the escalator

You: erm, what the spruce?

by d’lo savage 123 June 15, 2023

Bavarian Strudel

A man, while wearing Leiderhosen, ejaculates on a bundt cake and tosses it piece by piece into the awaiting mouth of his partner who is wearing a dirndl.

-The man also has the option of singing joyful German folk music while masturbating.

After dinner I gave Susie a Bavarian Strudel for dessert.

by lkhag August 10, 2012