sprackumlocution

Incoherent verbosity (or, circumlocution) caused by amphetamine abuse and excessive sleep deprivation.

"Get some sleep man, can't nobody fuckin' understand that sprackumlocution shit."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

sprinkledge

definition: false alarm to the commencement of rain or sprinkle , just enough precipitation excreting from an extremely dark thunder cloud to notice rain drops but before one can say the word. The event has subsided.

A common occurrence in Southern Arizona, Just when you thought it was about to rain the sun returns and it is once again 110 degrees. But now humid as well.

One might noticed 3 to 4 rain drops of rain, Sprinkledge, on the skin. Uncertain if a bird has taken a dump on them or if it might b, that for the first time in 10 months, raining. You glance to the sidewalk below to notice it is completely dry. You then glance up to the sky to observed a thunder cloud dissipate before your eyes.

by Robin Banks 4 real ; ) July 22, 2015

Sprinkle Donut

The act of peeing on a sexual partner's butthole

"yeah last night Kayla gave that guy a sprinkle donut"

by Tboa June 19, 2016

splickatoon

A elongated, bulbous, cartoonishly large firearm that is used for committing illegal crimes (in which you are the sole beneficiary) or for teachers to shoot unruly children. This term originated from Mr. Garrett Houlihan when he purchased this item at his local Target. He created another variant when he (in an intoxicated rage) broke the barrel off the splickatoon, metaphorisizing into the sawed-off splickatoon.

If Mr. Rodriguez catches you slippin, he’s going to pull out the splickatoon and let it spray.

Travon Greenly Quantavius III was spinnin the block on the opps with his splickatoon.

by Travon January 31, 2023

dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014

Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

spicket

Used in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to refer to a faucet. In some regions of Pittsburgh, a spicket is strictly on the outside of a house; in others, it can refer to any faucet, including the one at the kitchen sink.

This spicket don't work no more, because the pipes froze n'at.

by anonymouspittsburgher January 22, 2010