Spoon

Used as an insult, such as dick, douche, or even bitch.

"I heard that guy punched Tommy in the balls so hard, he had to go to the hostpital.
"Really? What a spoon."

or

"Haha, that Josh kid doesn't even know what an HM in the game Pokemon is."
"Wow, he's such a spoon."

by Nuetral October 17, 2013

Spoon

A boy who likes to lead a girl on and then drop her like a hot stone when they get together.
likes to dump girls over text.

''Connor is a totall spoon! he dumped Georgina over text man!

by GabbisaurTuttle December 29, 2009

Spoon

1) An insult given to one who is rather unintelligent.
2) A piece of silverware use to eat with.
3) An object used to dig the spagma from ones foreskin.

Stop being such a fucking spoon.

by Jackie November 1, 2003

Spoon

University of Kentucky student.
Cockwrangler
See: Cockwrangler definition.

Spoon is a cockwrangler.
Spoon is a GAY.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick December 4, 2004

Spoon

1. Un-conditional surrender.

2. Complete and udder rape

3. A utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food.

1. I spoon you

2. You were spooned last night

by Zaku November 24, 2003

Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot.

LLoyd is one. Usually someone who is quite stupid with lol intelligence.

by Laura/Katie/Lloyd March 13, 2004

Spoon

Spooning is another word for offending. It is derived from the feeling of that someone is digging out a part of your heart with a spoon by saying something mean to you.

"Dude, Jeniffer totally spooned me last night when she told me she'd slept with Joe."

"OMG, SPOONED!"

by Jerven March 1, 2007