spooned 

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

spooned by a b00b May 29, 2004

spooned 

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

spooned by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

Spooned 

When something is really deep or meaningful

My conversation with her got really spooned last night dude we talked about heavy stuff

Spooned by Rammingthemat October 15, 2021

spooned 

to be ownedowned

you have been spooned

spooned by lucas halpert January 27, 2003

Spooned 

To be high from use of marijuana. A word to describe someone that is so high they can't cycle home, for love nor money.

'Oh my God! Sam and Jack were so spooned last night!'

Spooned by iJALv June 21, 2016

spooned 

When someone shoves a spoon up your ass, even if you don't want them to.

BRO WTF!!! Why would you spoon me... I liked it tho ;)

i just got spooned baby ;)

spooned by Mehole6789 December 13, 2019

spooned 

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

spooned by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021