spookdaddy

A derogatory term used to describe the fathers of spooks.

That spookdaddy doesn't take care of his children.

by Jojwjwjejej December 22, 2013

Spoonasm

The art of spooning between a man and a woman which ends up in sex and orgasmic climaxes all round.

Gareth cuddled into Sylvia in a spooning fashion and soon penetration followed ending in a good old spoonasm.

by Road Trip Tailback June 15, 2017

spoodermin

The hero our world not deserves, but the one it needs.

Spoodermin, Spoodermin, does whatever a Spooder cin, swungs a web, any syze, I can't, rememeber the rest, look out, hear cumz, Da Spoodermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

full spood

Going pedal-to-the-medal/balls-to-the-wall/full throttle, usually in a vehicle, and even more usually in a video game. The main difference between full speed and full spood is that when the latter word is spoken aloud, more often than not, the speaker's current activity will almost immediately end in an epic fail.

Gamer A: Dude, I'm almost to the wall ride...
Gamer B: You got it, bro.
Gamer A: FULL SPOOD!!!...*launches from ramp*
Gamer B: Yeah, man.
Gamer A: *commences wall ride*...
Gamer A: *slides off wall and falls into the abyss of epic faildom*...NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by jknotjelly1912 February 10, 2019

Spoodge

'Spoodge' an, or any, undesireable, icky substance, always a liquid, though can be very thick.

'eww, it's all spoodgey'
'that is some funky smelling spoodge'

by Erika June 22, 2003

Spood

A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.

I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.

by xkiller8978924576821 April 5, 2017

spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005