Someone in your friend group who lives super far and out of the way from every hang out. They never offer to pay for gas. They can get a licence but can't get one because they're too lazy or always forget to get their own for whatever reason. Yet they always expects their friends that can drive to pick them up whenever you get together.
Stevie is such a fucking spongebob, bro needs to get his license so that I dont have to pick him up everytime.
by FoxWitSocksLockInBox September 27, 2023
Get the Spongebobmug. voiced by Tom Kenny, he is a sponge which is titled in his name who lives in Bikini Bottom, annoying to other sea creatures such as Mrs. Puff works in the Krusty Krab (formerly named as Rusty Krab) as a professional fry cook, and he is one of the main characters in "Spongebob Squarepants" published in 1999.
My favorite episode in Spongebob Squarepants is 'Have you seen this Snail' because it is quite a heartwarming story of dark humor and endless friendships throughout the episode.
by o//o June 11, 2016
Get the Spongebobmug. I did a spongebob on my bitch last night
by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014
Get the Spongebobmug. A super funny TV show in nicklodeon he is so dumb.His best friend Patrick Star is a complete idiot or should i say Caballa.
Scooter:Hey Spongebob is back
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook
by Markus Cruel September 1, 2005
Get the Spongebobmug. A diligent fry cook.
However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.
This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.
However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.
This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.
Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."
Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"
Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."
Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"
Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."
by bubenwang July 7, 2010
Get the Spongebobmug. the most annoying thing known to man with a starfish that's a dope as his friend and other charecters that go and be annoying idiots all over the place
and may it get canceled soon
and may it get canceled soon
Dear god please cancel spongebob already. stop ruining little kids's easily manipulated minds to act as the most annoying things on earth amen.
by Alice Stuart March 14, 2011
Get the Spongebobmug. A happy go luck sponge who friends are Patrick and Sandy. His neighbor Squidward hates him. He works at the Krusty Krab with his greedy boss Mr. Krabs. He likes Karate, Jellyfishing and bubble blowing and also has a pet snail named gary.
your a Spongebob
by spongebob and anmie lover June 8, 2018
Get the Spongebobmug.