Sloochy

A hybrid of the word "Slut" and "Hoochy". Mainly used around little ears, so they don't go repeating derogatory words.

Girl 1: "Have you seen that new girl at work?'

Girl 2: "I heard she hooked up with Derek."

Girl 3: "What a sluu... uh... Sloochy."

Little Girl: "Mommy, what's a sloochy?"

Girl 3: "Nothing, sweetie."

by Xpinkranger October 2, 2009

Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.

The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.

by Grintags March 6, 2019

Splooshpoo

Like a McSplooshpoo only not powered by McDonald's.

That splooshpoo made my ass wet, good thing I didn't eat McDonald's first!

by instasiv/McSplooshpoo July 16, 2019

rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.

by artisplay August 5, 2023

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

Slooch

A combination of a slut and a mooch.

How was your date with Kathy last Friday? I took her to dinner and then we went to a party and she ended up going home with some other dude - what a slooch!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011