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shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.
I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.
by weyus August 5, 2010
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shitface

One who is extremely repulsive. This insult may also be used in completely irrelevant situations as well, which do not conform to its formal definition.
See you in hell shitface!
Keith, you shitface!
by Tom Main February 7, 2003
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shitface

Shitface is the look somebody gives after taking a shot of liquor. If somebody is shitfaced he/she has drank too much and their face shows it.
"Haha, you missed the shitface on that prick while you were in the bathroom!" or "im going to be sporting my shitface tonight"
by Shitfourbrains December 13, 2008
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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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Spicface

noun
1. That weird mexican guy who sits in the corner of your class, with his dirt stache, making snide remarks in Spanish thinking hes clever

2. A dirty "cholo" who only claims to be tough in large groups

3. Any beaner
Kyle: Hey whos that new guy with the slicked back hair?
Bob: Oh, you mean that new spicface? I heard he got transferred to this school because he got caught with a shank!
by Radical_Racist March 4, 2009
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slutface

Many definitions of the term "slutface" mistakenly use slutface synonymously with other terms commonly ascribed for a, what can be generally considered, "loose" woman. But slutface is a title earned for the dame who does more than frequently spread her legs wide open. "Slutface" is certainly used as a worse insult in comparison to the usual "slut."
The phrase that captures the essence of slutface best is
"she takes it in the face."

For those who have differentiated between the common slut and this more particular "slutface" --by recognizing that the "face" portion of the term does, indeed, hold special meaning setting it apart from the normal heap of slut terms--good job.

But one must be careful in the execution and interpretation of this term that she understands the severity of the action, which we can safely describe in verb form as "slutfacing." One can draw from the snideness in which the insult is delivered that slutfacing is not merely giving head.

To be frank, a slutface, who likes slutfacing, is a dame who likes to get face fucked. And this is highly different intensity and psychological state of mind than the typical head giver.

This term should not be used lightly, with the one exception as a term of endearment between the closest of close friends.
"oh, we all know she takes it in the face. slutface."
by Iggii January 19, 2009
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Shitface McDouchetard

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
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