Beard splinter

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.

M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.

by leighstarfish October 15, 2011

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turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

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Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

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Spanish splinter

When you get a splinter that digs underneath the nail in your finger.

It hurt really bad when I got a Spanish splinter in my fingernail.

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by Stabby Tabby January 22, 2023

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Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.

by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008

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