Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015

Spewin' Orchids

When you jerk off to Hawaiian porn

I had crazy morning wood, so spewin' orchids helped make it go away, it was a MAD win-win.

by no regrets April 17, 2015

stewing

The act of getting into bed naked immediately after a shower, in order to dry off and warm up.

We had an awesome stewing sesh in Ayia Napa. it was so warm and cuddly

by Doolz March 18, 2008

snewing

To talk on icq while one is watching tv and the other is at work.

Yesterday me and Ray were Snewing for a while.

by Andre September 14, 2003

Spewin

The act of smoking Marijuana and getting completely baked.
While one is high, he is "spewin"

I'm spewin haaaard!!!!

by BBW! October 20, 2010

slewing

To slew something in the present.

Mate, i was slewing this sloot and she died on me.
Mate, i can't i'm busy slewing 32 black.(roulette)

by Beeds January 12, 2008

Sewing Blind

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.

John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.

by shelovestosail November 4, 2009