by Jack April 6, 2004
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person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls
person2: he's such a speedobear
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls
person2: he's such a speedobear
by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010
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by John looks sad December 22, 2019
Get the SpeedySnail mug.A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
by Smed69 February 18, 2005
Get the Speedofile mug.1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.
2. General term for male genitals.
'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'
by Dogfrog September 8, 2007
Get the Speedo meat mug.i small swim suit that are like briefs but is water proof. people were these on the swim team and in water polo.
by asdf123456789 September 25, 2010
Get the speedo mug.Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009
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