Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.

Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."

by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020

Swedishnonbinarykris

The coolest person ever. You should meet them one day.

Did you see Swedishnonbinarykris? They are so cool!

by Lancer_The_Thrasher April 27, 2022

Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.

Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard

by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023

Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Swedish Soft Taco

The act of ejaculating into someone else's pants while the pants are not being used or are on the ground, and then they are promptly put on.

Dillon: Hey, will you hand me my pants?
Alex: Sure, here you go.
(Dillon puts on pants)
Dillon: DUde, why are they wet, warm and sticky?
Alex: Bitch, I just got you with a Swedish Soft Taco mothafuckaa!

by marksaundersofcharleston September 20, 2010

Swedish Periscope

A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.

Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya

by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008