spalsh

Something that is less than excellent. Not horrible, but not great. Could be better.

I am having a spalsh day.
I could have done that report better, but I spalshed it to get it out on time.

by Katho August 13, 2006

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006

Spax

Speak + Facts, to speak facts.

Future: says anything.
Black kings: he spax

by shescreamsjeff November 10, 2020

chunky spalunker

1. Bits of vomit floaties, such as in a drink or splattered upon a carpet.
2. A vomiter.

"Eeeew, there are chunky spalunkers in my Yoo-Hoo...." said Alex "AJ" Lampe, after he prepared a cocktail in a cup he had vomited in five minutes prior.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

Spaslexic

A retarted dyslexic person.

Amy Smith the spaslexic

by Reeceedee June 8, 2009

spamlet

An omelet made with spam instead of ham.

We were so poor we had to eat spamlets for dinner.

by Ted D. December 9, 2008

Spaleb

Spaleb is the friendship/ romantic relationship between Spencer Hastings and Caleb Rivers on the show pll ( pretty little liars)

" who's your notp "

"Spaleb I hate them"

by Sweetspoby January 30, 2017