sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004

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Sparten

In Modern Warfare 2, when one would kill themselves with any explosive device (cooked frag, semtex, claymore, flashbang, etc.) when in Last Stand Pro, so as to deny the enemy of a kill.

This move was discovered and stopped in Black Ops, but if you had already planted a claymore you could crawl in front of it and shoot it.

John was knocked into Last Stand but killed the enemy, so he pulled a Sparten so the enemy wouldn't get the points for the kill.

The enemy got lucky and hit Jacob with an RPG, but Jacob crawled in front of his claymore and pulled a Sparten to deny the enemy of the match winning kill.

by Sparten October 30, 2012

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sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

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