spankshui

The art of carefully positioning your office furniture and importantly your computer monitor, so that your back is never to the door, thus allowing people to accidentally walk in on you, mid spank.

Dude, I totally spankshui'ed my office so the old lady can't walk in on me spanking one out to Yasmine Bleeth again.

by The Black Knight IX January 18, 2011

Spanish Breakfast

eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca

“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”

by gay7654321 July 5, 2022

peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

spanish saucer

when a girl is giving u head and instead of just enjoying the blow job u are being givin you use the top of her head as a table to put the sauce on your taco bell.

friend #1:did u hear zack gave allison the spanish saucer.
friend #2: oh shit thats hardcore

by zacharius tobinias March 21, 2009

Nogtard's pants

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.

Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009

Spanish Inquisition

Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.

*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

by Kid A February 8, 2004