same shit different day

SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.

Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.

by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

Same-shit

Broadly the same. Used to eliminate contrast or show overall similarity when differences are petty.

Person 1: "I can't decide! Coke or Pepsi?"

Person 2: "Same-shit. Hurry up."

by Moazzam0 April 28, 2010

Sameed

Sameed is someone who would stand up for you in a heartbeat. He is also extremely handsome and very very very HOT. Sameed is also very intelligent and career-oriented. He is the perfect boyfriend, friend, and son. Sameed is the ultimate GOAT ;)

I love Sameed

by Chubby Bunny_17 October 16, 2020

same-sider

Term used in restaurant industry, for the unfortunate souls that find it unbearable to sit across from each other at a table, hence sitting on the same side of a table, this usually being a booth. Most likely there is major hand holding and petting, which can make for awkward moments with the waitress/waiter. And most of these occasions results in a shared meal.

Table 7 has same-siders, what d-bags. or,

The same-siders at booth 8 ordered one meal to split, my tip is going to be awesome. (This is sarcasm).

by formerwaitress February 12, 2010

Sameena

super nice bubbly girl whos really funny.

OMG sameena i love youu!
awesome

by dannni2490 March 4, 2010

Sameedh

An Indian kid who's obsessed with rock music.

"Yeah, I got a whole bunch of new vinyls, but that kid Sameedh stole them all."

by gonzo101 May 1, 2009