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James Of Spades

James Of Spades: Noun

- To Describe or Refer to Someone with Good hair and a style to die for.

The Term Is Also Loosely Used In Slang To refer to someone who is overly attractive in appearence.
Damn , That James Of Spades From Myspace Is Well Cool!
by Jamie W-M December 7, 2006
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Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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spaneltoe

Cameltoe that one gets from wearing spandex, typically a volleyball player.
Dude, this fat chick on my school's volleyball team had the nastiest spaneltoe at their game yesterday!
by Big Boy CB February 16, 2008
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Shadelon

A person that stalks people online and has imaginary family members. May also love cats and have improper relations with them.

A person that pretends to be a teenage girl and always false pretend to be a friendly role playing married couple in MMORPG and can not tell apart from role playing to reality.
TnT channel does not know drama when playing with Shadelon.
That guy is such a shadelon.
by KorbinKarling July 4, 2018
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Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.
David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019
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Spade

''oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me!''
by sweet jesus July 21, 2006
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Ace of Spades

Aromantic asexual. These are people who feel neither romantic nor sexual attraction.
"So you're an ace of spades? Cool. Me too."
by SylphofRage May 10, 2015
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