Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017

spactarian

Someone who used to be quite intelligent but is now increasingly getting more and more stupid

He’s becoming a right spactarian in his old age

by Bobby 1969 October 15, 2019

Spacktacle

When someone with learning difficulties has a tantrum in public of godzilla like proportions, throwing carers through windows whilst beating their chest and heads.

"Calm down Jeffrey, you're making a public Spacktacle of yourself! Can someone please call me an ambulance"

by MMMGW January 20, 2020

Sackard

Adj. One who drinks (alcohol) to bagpipe music.

Jim: "Hey! Listen to this dope bagpipe rock song I found!"
Pam: "oh I love bagpipe rock! It makes me want to drink, like a beer or scotch"
Jim: What a sackard.

by LadyCuriosity December 29, 2021

spatard

a spatard:
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.

slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker

the pub was full of spatards so i went home

by annie cronin August 28, 2007

spakTARD

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.

that guy is such a spakTARD

by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

smacktarded

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

by Cait November 23, 2004