South Dakota State University

A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.

Nothing more can be said. The place is shit.

by psudonymism May 13, 2005

South Dakota DeWalt Special

In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...

-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"

by carlos 84 April 14, 2014

South Dakota Breath Mint

When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.

“Oh babe that smells much better. That South Dakota Breath Mint really did the trick!”

by Gigantictuba187 September 29, 2018

South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.

Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!

by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022