southern engineer

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.

Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!

by Frainslug February 20, 2006

Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA

He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.

by rocketnerd November 12, 2011

Southern Hemisbeard

Over a decade now, more and more women have been shaving, waxing, or laser removing the hair from their pubic region. Recently, movements have popped up where some women have decided to return to the basics, let mother nature take its course, and allow their pubic hair to regrow; this is known as the Southern Hemisbeard

Dude, I went down on a chick the other night, and i might as well have been in a 80's porn; I had to navigate the Southern Hemisbeard in order to taste the nectar of the gods.

by Chomtchens December 12, 2014

copenhagen southern blend

The chew that makes your balls drop and make your chest look like an apes.

Friend, "hey man, you got a skoal pouch I can get?"

You, "you want to get shot now or later, I chew copenhagen southern blend, bitch"

by Cope-life December 2, 2016

The Marching Southerners

God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.

Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN

by melloGirl December 18, 2012

Southern Drawl

Usage of the colloquialistic pronounciations of the English languages spoken by those from the Southern United States. Usually these are created by drawing out vowels (Georgia becomes jawja, stringing words together get on outta here}, and generally making it impossible for any furners (foreigners; anyone not from or a resident of the South) to understand.

The good movie parts always go to New England bruisers or the California pretty boys, while us Southern folk are sterotipically cast as Rednecks with shotguns and a bad Southern Drawl.

by pythonspam November 13, 2003