noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.
"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"
"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
by vhatesyou October 8, 2013
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when a person constantly texts you and nothing will stop them, just like how a serial killer constantly kills and nothing will stop them.
"Hey Amanda did Cheerios text you today?"
"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."
"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."
by kimbolesbo1 July 19, 2010
Get the serial texter mug.Socialneko is a Nintendo DSi browser legacy site where the nine active users use their alt accounts to like statuses into the double digits, while living in constant fear that someone will take this glory away from them.
In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.
The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.
This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.
Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.
In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.
The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.
This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.
Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.
"...and not only do they still exist, the socialneko egregore turns the users of this website into zeta mind-slaves and siphons their energy in order to-"
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by pspspspspsp January 28, 2021
Get the socialneko mug.A social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. Some symptoms include friendships, partying, sexual relationships, and sexual intercourse. Social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. People with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. Sexual intercourse can dangerously result in sexually-transmitted diseases. These are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
by Jack41EL November 28, 2013
Get the Social Life mug.Characterized by extreme self-consciousness. A condition in which the subject may be consistently nervous, fearing judgement and over-rationalizing, taking things apart to much, often worrying about what others may think of them, not to mention feeling like they are always being looked at.
I think that wierd guy who comes in here now and then, the one who always seems kind of nervous and doesn't make eye contact, has social anxiety. Sucks.
All socially anxious people should unite and start a community together. Approach your fellow nervous wreck. Also, socially anxious people should all date each other, because it's near impossible to get along with others. Fuck everyone else, there's nothing wrong with us.
All socially anxious people should unite and start a community together. Approach your fellow nervous wreck. Also, socially anxious people should all date each other, because it's near impossible to get along with others. Fuck everyone else, there's nothing wrong with us.
by Chuck October 5, 2003
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1) "I'm complaining about my boring, shitty life." Used as an alternative to actually making life interesting.
2) "Look how superior my boring, shitty life is to your boring, shitty life" Used to passively belittle the only 250 people the individual knows.
Also used by middle aged adults mostly to post pictures of cats.
Popular websites are Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
1) "I'm complaining about my boring, shitty life." Used as an alternative to actually making life interesting.
2) "Look how superior my boring, shitty life is to your boring, shitty life" Used to passively belittle the only 250 people the individual knows.
Also used by middle aged adults mostly to post pictures of cats.
Popular websites are Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Person 1: "I'm insecure about my life so I will post a picture on the social media site Facebook, of me having a great time. Although, most of that time was pretty shitty."
Person 2: *sees picture* "Wow, my life is pretty shitty compared to theirs."
Person 3: "I hate my job because I'm uneducated and nobody ever taught me how to work hard. I think I will tweet about it on the social media site Twitter, so maybe people will pity me."
Person 2: *reads tweet* "At least my life isn't that shitty."
Person 2: *sees picture* "Wow, my life is pretty shitty compared to theirs."
Person 3: "I hate my job because I'm uneducated and nobody ever taught me how to work hard. I think I will tweet about it on the social media site Twitter, so maybe people will pity me."
Person 2: *reads tweet* "At least my life isn't that shitty."
by I Hate my Generation December 16, 2013
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