by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008
Get the Sober as a dog mug.The one guy (commonly a "bro") that is sober in a group of all drunk people. Sobero's duty is to take care of the group and make sure nothing goes wrong. It's the highest form of responsibility in a alcoholic group.
"If you ever need a sobero, Sean's the guy."
"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."
"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."
"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."
"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."
by dmanlee93 March 8, 2010
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by TheProdigalPaceAct October 1, 2020
Get the Somer Hole mug.A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
Get the donkey sombrero mug."Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".
by EllosJuldekoration January 27, 2023
Get the Kentucky Sober mug.An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression
by Not Bobby July 2, 2016
Get the Sober as a goat mug.A word to be used when someone says something you didn't quite hear or don't understand. This usage originated when a spelling bee champion misspelled the word "scombridae" in a news interview.
"Scomberdae? Are you saying scomberday?" can be used if you want a person to repeat him/her self or to show that you don't understand.
Alternatively, "Oh, well I thought you were saying scombrdae," can be used to cover for a mistake made due to misunderstanding.
Alternatively, "Oh, well I thought you were saying scombrdae," can be used to cover for a mistake made due to misunderstanding.
by Doomcomplex June 29, 2007
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