Grumley Snort

Snorting fresh jizz in a line off of a table.

The big blond is so dirty she was even down for a Grumley snort

by Mr jawker December 19, 2016

Giggly bitch snort

When a white girl who thinks something is super funny starts laughing so hard she starts snorting like a pig

Makayla heard a funny dirty joke in class and started like a pig from all the laughter and then she giggly bitch snort

by Gigglybitch February 20, 2019

schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

Snorgy

A fully-clothed snuggle orgy in which several men and women get cozy and snuggle with each other.

I feel like having a snorgy because I want to cuddle up with some lovely people and feel cozy.

by Nameless in New York May 20, 2008

Drop a Shorty

The act of taking a large bowel movement, or the description of defecating.

Guy 1-"Why are you running to the bathroom bro?"

Guy 2-"Because I gotta Drop a shorty!"

by StillBlazin10 April 17, 2011

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single]

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

by hannah79 September 8, 2005

Snooty

Someone who thinks they are the shit and too good for the rest of society.

Doctor J and Jaime are two snooty people. And they won't even see this because Urban Dictionary is too low class for their high and mighty self

by Tom Morellobordello August 21, 2008