Snackpacked

When you take the lid off of a snackpack of Pudding, and it has pudding on it. Then you hit someone with it.

I snackpacked John in the eye for calling my mom fat.

by jeffrey canzani May 9, 2005

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

douche snackpack

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.

shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

snackpack

When a man and a woman are either having sex or just flirting (or anything in between)and the woman assumes a submissive position, most commonly on her knees, then the man jerks-off into the woman's mouth. The woman then swallows his load. Used as a code word in casual conversation and allows for secret requests while in public.

Howard snuck off to give Mary a snackpack at the party.
Allen and Kate laughed when discussing their last snackpack in front of their clueless friends.

by memrymkr33 July 28, 2006

snackpack

when your fucking a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass (if she wont let you then you'll have to do it in your own......just enough to get a lil doodoo butter on it) then reach around and fish hook her.

i snackpacked that bitch last night

by T-moneyNJ October 20, 2007

SnackPack

Usually a pack of snacks that include the names of Danielle, Gwen , Olivia and Marissa.

Those 4 women over there would make a great snackpack!

by SnackerMatt June 28, 2019

Snackpack

Popularized by the rap group ExMortis, a snackpack is when a woman (usually someone's mother) performs analingus on the rectum of the man while he defecates.

"My ass become a vortex and began to spit faster;
yo mama's face became a national disaster area.
Makin' her face a little scarier,
and my colon drips all night, so you'd better beware"

also

"I ripped off my drawers, and spread my asscrack, and I made that nasty bitch make herself a snackpack"

by Dave The Dope Fiend May 19, 2007