Smoothie Girl

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋

“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”

by smothiegirl May 9, 2023

savile smoothie™

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.

Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"

by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing

ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)

by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010

smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

by sicken October 25, 2009

Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.

Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.

by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010