smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011

smoked up the money

its when you or your friend spend all the rent money on crack (or any other drugs)

last night leroy smoked up the money so now i cant even buy diapers

by Dwight Taylor January 2, 2007

smoked

to be high on weed. like being blazed, stoned, etc.

jim: man pat, you are so smoked
pat: right?

by mr high flier May 21, 2011

smoked my boots

To receive a long prison term from a judge. Washington, DC slang.

The judge smoked my boots.

by elpadron November 22, 2007

snooked

Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.

Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?

Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?

by jaydawg3000 January 8, 2010

Smoked back

When a person has smoked one too many tin foil rips of heroin, crack, or tweek.

One can recognize an individual who is smoked back by their emaciated skull and sucked back eyeballs, not to mention the oily secretion coming from their pores.

A person who is smoked back is very likely to speak a multitude of ridiculies, and is even known to believe them.

Synonomous with "To Hell and Gone".

Rorgendorker and Pa are existing in a poisenous perpetual state of "smoked back". I should know, as I existed in that pathetic state for many years.

by MKMN1 July 25, 2009