SMOLLETT

SMOLLETT - Noun. To file a questionable report. Such as one that results in 16 indictments by a grand jury for filing a false report.

Dude, WTF you gotta be shitting me, he filed what...; thats so fucking not true, don't Smollett me, man...!

by RangerGeek June 25, 2019

Smollett

Hate Crime Hoax.

Jack, "You see that some white cadet wrote "Go Home Nigger" on that black Air Force cadet's door?"

Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."

by An Fírinne Hurts April 16, 2019

Smollett

n. The use of false racism to earn clout or attack bystanders

That smollett almost ruined the bakery's owners.

by Suya October 30, 2022

Smullett'd

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")

Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'

by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019

smollettitty

Micro-mini imagined grievances against those who created everything you enjoy.

Muh smollettitty grows cuz all Crackers dunt kiss muh azz.

by deckchaironthetitanic April 6, 2019

Smollett

The act of pretending to be a victim of a racially motivated assault perpetrated by a bigot.

Smolletts are victims of bigots.
Don't be insensitive to smolletts. They're so damaged, they have to fabricate crimes against them for sympathy.

by Pseudosius June 29, 2020

smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!

That guy has a smullet!

by Jimmy January 25, 2004