smithyboobear

smithyboobear is the sexiest most hottest person ever. you should go ask them out on a date, because even though it is impossible, they might be single😏

ugh, i wish smithyboobear would ask me out they are so sexy.

by smithyboobear/smithypoo September 5, 2021

Smithers x Mr. Burns

A ship involving Smithers and Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

Dude! Smithers x Mr. Burns should become canon!

by Sasa Alien May 20, 2022

Smithereens

To get blown into tiny little pieces, especially relating to body parts such as knees.

Wow, did you see that monster Johnny Asiata cannon ball on Paasi’s knee? Blew that glass joint to smithereens!

by Billy Smart’s Circus July 26, 2023

got smithed

To get publicly bitchslapped in front of the entire world

Man, Chris got smithed on the Oscars last night.

by Munk-eee March 28, 2022

Will Smithed

A violent over reaction to comedy or commentary putting the aggressors insecurities on display.

Travis just got Will Smithed by Chandler for making a yo mumma joke

by OzzyMate March 29, 2022

Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"

by Phil Fee September 20, 2003

smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008